4 thoughts on “Zero Tolerance”

  1. But will she be eligible to vote when she reaches her majority? I don’t know about the UK, but the deceased-American community frequently enjoys full civil rights …

  2. Ah, yes, the old “the software did it” story. Nice excuse for not taking the time to purge her name from the database, eh?

    I guess the school hasn’t heard of the GIGO principle.

  3. Life imitates art! In this case, Rowan Atkinson’s “Fatal Beatings”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeguUvuDzs

    Headmaster: Quite frankly, Tommy is in trouble. Recently, his behavior has left a great deal to be desired.
    Tommy’s Father: Oh dear.
    Headmaster: He seems to take no interest in school life whatsoever, he refuses to “muck in” on the sports field, and it’s weeks since any master has received any written work from him. Quite frankly, if he wasn’t dead, I’d have him expelled.
    Tommy’s Father: I beg your pardon?????
    Headmaster: Yes, EXPELLED.

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