I Hate When This Happens

This seems like a paramedic’s nightmare:

Police said that in their investigation they learned that the people inside the car were dressed as zombie costumes and they were headed to a party at the time of the crash.

Yeah, a likely story.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims’ injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

“We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’,” Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

I think that this was just a probe of the defenses, myself.

One thought on “I Hate When This Happens”

  1. In the initial story it was reported that the police believed some of the occupants may have left the scene on foot. The real scouts, infiltrating a group of useful zombie wannabes, have made it back to HQ with useful intelligence. Never underestimate the craftiness of the undead.

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