Asking the important questions. It remains an evolutionary mystery. Maybe Glenn (and Ben) have the right answer, but it’s unsatisfactory from a scientific standpoint.
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Asking the important questions. It remains an evolutionary mystery. Maybe Glenn (and Ben) have the right answer, but it’s unsatisfactory from a scientific standpoint.
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Because there is a personal God (i.e. a God who has a personal identity rather than being an impersonal force, actually three personal identities) who wants it that way, that men and women have a distinct look and that a man and a woman would find pleasure in their differences.
Film actor Selma Hayak claimed that as a boyish-figured young woman that she prayed to the Blessed Mother that such (ahem) different look be made manifest in her, and has asserted that her intercessory prayor had been answered.
And why do men care? 🙂
There are time when men and women disobey God, and things don’t go according to the original plan.
A Code Pink-ish group was protesting a Hillary for President rally (remember Senator Clinton famously voted for the Iraq War at one point), and in protest, they bared their chests.
OK, OK, men care, and I scrolled below the fold. Not all women qualify for bare-chested photos. Didn’t the Greeks have this myth about this creature called the Medusa. It was something like that, and I believe that I am scared for life. Ewwwwww!
I guess this has something to do with what theologens call the “fallen nature” of mankind.
It’s because of surgery:
“In the United States alone, over 350,000 women have breast augmentation surgery yearly, ”
http://whereismydoctor.wordpress.com/2011/01/18/breast-implants-over-350000-surgeries-yearly/
Now that’s what I call “anthropogenic selection”. And it’s awesome.
There is a theory that humans began walking upright and lost most of our hair because we evolved from aquatic apes, since all primates walk bipedally when wading in shallow water, and most of the other mammals that inhabit water also lost their hair and gained blubber (we’re the only primate with subcutaneous fat deposits). Presumably part of the Sudan became an island around 4 million years ago. Anyhow, women generally have a higher body fat percentage than men, and a woman with curves will float much easier than a lean man. If a woman is nursing in the water – as presumably the early protohumans were – fatty breasts would keep the nipple above the water line as she floated on her back or moderately upright, allowing the baby to breathe while nursing.
Obviously the result of feedback… bigger breast cause more falling forward which cushions the blow of falling forward.
I’ve learned to stop questioning such things and just accept that women are impractical in general. 😀
…slowing moving away from Josh to avoid the coming female assault…
So we don’t look them in the eyes.
Women have boobs because… uhhh…
Could you repeat the question, please?
I don’t know why women have boobs and frankly, I don’t care. Most women today are so strung out on drugs they don’t have any boobs. or ass, or teeth left anyway. Besides, Democrats pretty much have a veto on our being able to be with a woman, and I’ll be damned if I’ll entertain them by making a fool out of myself for a woman who is controlled by the Left anyway.
You’re hanging with the wrong woman Ken.
Kind of explains why he is always so bitter.
Baboons are more into buttocks, or so I gather. To each his own I suppose.
So that explains Bill Maher?
Why do females boast boobs? Why are only human males bearded? So we can all tell the boys from the girls? Not so easy for us compared to other animals since we’re so modest in concealing our private bits, and don’t effectively use smell to differentiate between the genders.
So you never saw ‘Scent of a woman?’