So Khameini’s fatwa against posession of WMD by Iran means exactly….. nothing. I’m shocked, shocked, I tell ya!
And people wonder how anyone can consider Islam evil to its core.
Is it suspicious that clerics would prefer to sodomize a recruit than to use, say, fresh fruit to enlarge the opening?
Or that the bomber wanted others to sodomize him instead of doing the work himself.
I was kind of wondering how the prospective bomber would sodomize himself–it seemed he would need to be unusually flexible or well endowed (or both). But I guess sodomy is more what is being penetrated than what is doing the penetration.
Should the FBI and CIA be looking for sales of sex toys to track potential colon bombers?
Um, I anticipate far too many false positives for that to be effective…
So if jihad is your get out of jail free card couldn’t you just be a flaming gay muslim your whole life? Once you put in some good practice packing in the explosives you could be like, “Oh wells, time for the Jihads…..” And then BAM! you got your 72 virgins that you can spend eternity painting each other’s toenails with. 😀
Before I read it I was going to skip reading and just ask, giving or receiving. But now I know. Both.
Maybe this is what made the blind Imam blind. He was watching, to make sure a good jihad was had by all.
But on a serious note, can someone please tell me one other ‘religion’ or following where the ‘faithful’ are this crazy? My dad had a term for this kind of ca’razeee, he used to say, crazy as a sh1t house rat. It fits in my mind.
And honestly, I’m not Islamaphobic, by any means. I’m not a person who thinks all Muslims are radical nuts, just like I don’t think all Evangelical Christians are closet skin heads or that all Jews are part of a world wide conspiracy to enslave everyone. Having said that, every religion or faith or following will have a fringe group of people convinced that Allah, or God, or the Holy VW Hubcap of Wolfsburg wants them to go do…????…in it’s holy name.
But WTH kind of heavy indoctrination goes on early in the lives of some Muslims, for some kid, on some rainy Tuesday afternoon, to start thinking to himself,
“…the Imam he needs killing…and I could kill THAT guy…but getting a bomb in there won’t be easy…but, if I could hide a BIG bomb…in a case, nope,…in my keffiyeh, nope…then there’s up…my…@$$!!! yeah that’ll work……but wait, a big poop hurts some days if I don’t eat my dates (four dates a day keeps the doctor away my Tita always says…)…so what I need…is…to get Achmed and his cousin Fikrhi to…OPEN me UP…but I might need to check with the Imam, I wouldn’t want to piss off Allah by…letting those guys…screw me up the hershey highway…without permission…that would be wrong…but, a jihad killing, clears my sins…so…”
“ALLAH hu OUCHbar!!!!”
What kind of thinking is that?
Because it’s really all about a bunch of Stone Age thugs that are seeking power. The end justifies the means.
…but, was there a way to get SO sodomized in the stone age you could hide a stone spear or stone axe up your….
Wait, is that the kind of “sodomy” that covers the oral stuff with the ladies? Cuz you know I could be down with the Islam business if that’s the case…
…uh, Titus, use the old Funk & Wagnalls pard, I think you misundertook sump’in while you were reading the article.
There has been some concern about booby bombs–fake implants. I suppose that the clerics would say that it is ok for squad leaders to do close visual and tactile inspection of these to make sure that they would pass inspection by the TSA gropers.
My wife has had to undergo special screening because her mastectomy scars looked funny under the backscatter x-ray. They are watching. I wonder if people with hernia or appendicitis scars have been similarly examined. How the heck would they know which are from legitimate operations and which are from bomb implants?
Hmm. The last trip my wife noticed that attractive women in one security line were routinely passed through the magnetometer; less attractive women and men were routed through the backscatter x-ray. Someone probably complained.
Islam is getting to be a real pain the rear…
ROFLMAO!
(but I don’t WANT ti write a longer comment, I liked THAT short ONE!!)
So Khameini’s fatwa against posession of WMD by Iran means exactly….. nothing. I’m shocked, shocked, I tell ya!
And people wonder how anyone can consider Islam evil to its core.
Is it suspicious that clerics would prefer to sodomize a recruit than to use, say, fresh fruit to enlarge the opening?
Or that the bomber wanted others to sodomize him instead of doing the work himself.
I was kind of wondering how the prospective bomber would sodomize himself–it seemed he would need to be unusually flexible or well endowed (or both). But I guess sodomy is more what is being penetrated than what is doing the penetration.
Should the FBI and CIA be looking for sales of sex toys to track potential colon bombers?
Um, I anticipate far too many false positives for that to be effective…
So if jihad is your get out of jail free card couldn’t you just be a flaming gay muslim your whole life? Once you put in some good practice packing in the explosives you could be like, “Oh wells, time for the Jihads…..” And then BAM! you got your 72 virgins that you can spend eternity painting each other’s toenails with. 😀
Before I read it I was going to skip reading and just ask, giving or receiving. But now I know. Both.
Maybe this is what made the blind Imam blind. He was watching, to make sure a good jihad was had by all.
But on a serious note, can someone please tell me one other ‘religion’ or following where the ‘faithful’ are this crazy? My dad had a term for this kind of ca’razeee, he used to say, crazy as a sh1t house rat. It fits in my mind.
And honestly, I’m not Islamaphobic, by any means. I’m not a person who thinks all Muslims are radical nuts, just like I don’t think all Evangelical Christians are closet skin heads or that all Jews are part of a world wide conspiracy to enslave everyone. Having said that, every religion or faith or following will have a fringe group of people convinced that Allah, or God, or the Holy VW Hubcap of Wolfsburg wants them to go do…????…in it’s holy name.
But WTH kind of heavy indoctrination goes on early in the lives of some Muslims, for some kid, on some rainy Tuesday afternoon, to start thinking to himself,
“…the Imam he needs killing…and I could kill THAT guy…but getting a bomb in there won’t be easy…but, if I could hide a BIG bomb…in a case, nope,…in my keffiyeh, nope…then there’s up…my…@$$!!! yeah that’ll work……but wait, a big poop hurts some days if I don’t eat my dates (four dates a day keeps the doctor away my Tita always says…)…so what I need…is…to get Achmed and his cousin Fikrhi to…OPEN me UP…but I might need to check with the Imam, I wouldn’t want to piss off Allah by…letting those guys…screw me up the hershey highway…without permission…that would be wrong…but, a jihad killing, clears my sins…so…”
“ALLAH hu OUCHbar!!!!”
What kind of thinking is that?
Because it’s really all about a bunch of Stone Age thugs that are seeking power. The end justifies the means.
…but, was there a way to get SO sodomized in the stone age you could hide a stone spear or stone axe up your….
Wait, is that the kind of “sodomy” that covers the oral stuff with the ladies? Cuz you know I could be down with the Islam business if that’s the case…
…uh, Titus, use the old Funk & Wagnalls pard, I think you misundertook sump’in while you were reading the article.
There has been some concern about booby bombs–fake implants. I suppose that the clerics would say that it is ok for squad leaders to do close visual and tactile inspection of these to make sure that they would pass inspection by the TSA gropers.
My wife has had to undergo special screening because her mastectomy scars looked funny under the backscatter x-ray. They are watching. I wonder if people with hernia or appendicitis scars have been similarly examined. How the heck would they know which are from legitimate operations and which are from bomb implants?
Hmm. The last trip my wife noticed that attractive women in one security line were routinely passed through the magnetometer; less attractive women and men were routed through the backscatter x-ray. Someone probably complained.
Islam is getting to be a real pain the rear…
ROFLMAO!
(but I don’t WANT ti write a longer comment, I liked THAT short ONE!!)
So, the jihadis have discovered shaped charges?