Advice For Young Men

from my neighbor, Kurt Schlichter:

Remember my exceedingly hot wife? You should, because your romantic relationship should be the cornerstone of your life and you want to get it right. Now, in a world of creepy feminists and whiny femboys, you need to understand that biology still trumps stupid social fads. Women want men. Not girly men. Not boys. Not manchildren. Men.

This is true of liberal women too, whether they admit it or not, but you don’t want one of them – well, at least for more than a few hours. Which reminds me – have an alias and use it.

The point is to avoid liberal women. If you see a chick hauling around a mattress, keep moving no matter how open to experimentation you hear she is. Do not become the lead in some daddy issue-plagued hysteric’s personal psychodrama.

You want a conservative woman. Ignore the liberal deniers – science proves that right wing women are hotter and sexier. Hey, conservatives don’t tend to have large families because they’re prudes. With liberal girls, a romantic interlude means a lot of sobbing about patriarchy, plus the vibe gets spoiled when you have to constantly stop to notarize affirmative consent forms.

There’s a lot of pressure on you young men to be passive and, frankly, wussy. Reject it. Call the girl. Don’t freaking text – texting is for the weak. Call her, like a man, and tell her what you want: “Hey, I want to take you out to [Quality Place] Friday. I want to pick you up at 7. You in?”

It’s about life in general, though, not just love life.

4 thoughts on “Advice For Young Men”

  1. Reminds me why I don’t read TownHall content.

    Too much snark, too glib in the generalizations, too much deliberate posturing to contrast with The Other.

    Like if Jezebel was Conservative and a little less hysterical.

    1. That’s Schlicter’s personal style. It comes from his background. For example, the first two sentences of his April 13th article are:

      “I commanded a cavalry squadron, so my default tactic is to attack. And the increasingly desperate, fascistic flailing of the left as it seeks to hold onto power is a signal that its absolutely time to sound the trumpet. ”

      You read Schlicter and you will get snark and a style which you, perhaps, view as posturing. He purposefully demolishes the weaselly, endlessly quantified, milquetoast statements – as you see in this article.

      I find it refreshing and humorous. That it doesn’t please everyone is also one of the items covered in this latest article.

  2. I’d like a libertarian woman. Unfortunately, in my experience, they’re scarcer than unicorns. I mean, I’m willing to believe they exist somewhere. I just haven’t encountered them in real life. (See “Gap, Gender.”)

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