“Rapid Fire Bullet Delivery Systems”

I just saw this tweet:

It reminded me of this old post I wrote in the early aughts. Here is the original, with comments at the time.

5 thoughts on ““Rapid Fire Bullet Delivery Systems””

  1. Well, at least he didn’t call them “multi-automatic round weapons” like Loretta Sanchez did.

    I’m not worried because my AR-15 self-identifies as an undocumented handheld wireless peacekeeping device of color.

  2. Seung-Hui Cho, when reached for comment, said “yeah, people would be a lot safer without ‘high-capacity’ magazines.”

  3. No amount of gun control will keep a truly determined fanatic or unstable person from wreaking mayhem, viz the truck rampages in Europe or the recent arson horror at Kyoto Animation in Japan.

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