Chimpanzees would cook if given the chance.
That’s an…interesting phrase for the cause of the Progress mission failure last month. Doesn’t that sort of imply a need for a redesign?
Of course they are. By the way, I can’t commend Ashe Schow enough on how she’s coming to the defense of men.
Christians are fighting alongside Hezbollah to fight ISIS.
Well, it’s true that while Hezbollah does want an Islamic state, it hasn’t been murdering Christians, as far as I know.
It started with sending mice to Mars, and got crazier from there.
So, I saw this tweet:
"If you are a white man and think you do not own these books, try looking under your bed, they're probably there." http://t.co/cLnPBhUKES
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) May 12, 2015
I decided to see how accurate it was.
It was sort of a fail, at least for me. I own less than 25% of those books, and have read fewer than a third. Many of them I read as a kid, when my parents had copies.
Could he be this election cycle’s Ross Perot?
Just what we need.
This law seems absurd.
We’re living in a Carl Hiaasen novel, with a crazy tenant who is destroying the property, and we want to evict her ASAP. Why is it incumbent on the landlord to prove a negative?
It seems like the first condition could be satisfied simply by pointing out that she’s been renting a home in Boca Raton, Florida, and there are no commutable military bases nearby.