Sep23
A Vision Of The Future
on September 23, 2012 at 7:49 pmThis will not make women obsolete, but it’s going to be rough on the prostitution profession, when the technology achieves its peak.
Of course, many prostitutes will tell you that men don’t really come (so to speak) for the sex.
Good news everyone!
http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/629253041/Sperm_collector.html
Needs a cigarette lighter/ashtray.
… and where’s the cup holder for your beer?
As those of us who are men of the world know, prostitutes aren’t paid for sex–they’re paid to leave. Nudge nudge, say no more.
It won’t make women obsolete, but it will reduce the value of handjobs. Just like automotive manufacturing line workers faced with competition from robot welders, the ladies will have to learn new skills and move up the value chain to do those jobs only people can do (for now).
Very poor design. Too small an opening, wrong insertion angle, too short. Might be able to be fixed with a few phone books and a Halloween mask of our president? Bow chick a wow wow..
The key bit for replacement is actually a uterine replicator.
Channeling Rocky and Bullwinkle: “A Vision of the Future,” or….”The Shape of Things to Cum!”
Dispatch five- no, ten!- to the Kennedy compound, stat!
Needs a bigger screen.
It appears that this idea has been thought of before the Chinese made this device. Some guy at a website called “ghostnasa.com” has a tri-color crayon drawing of a similar device he thought of long ago. He says the Chinese stole his idea & he now wants the credit.