Jan18
Save The Crab Lice
on January 18, 2013 at 9:09 amOK, I decided that I had to take action to prevent this environmental holocaust. So head on over and sign my petition. I know they’re microfauna, not mega, and not all that charismatic, but they’re all God’s creatures. Let’s see if we can break a hundred thousand.
[Update a while later]
A comment over at Free Republic: “Just another case of Brazilian deforestation causing another extinction of a species.”
[Afternoon update]
An email from Jim Bennett: “If you declared Sandra Fluke’s nether parts to be a navigable waterway they would come under the jurisdiction of the Army Corps of Engineers, who would then have the power to forbid the clear-cutting of habitat.”
What, are we sure it’s not because of Big Oil?
It’s Bush’s fault.
I think that it’s safe to say that this is one thing that can’t be blamed on Bush.
In fact, it seems to be caused by an absence of Bush.
I am disquieted about the apparent rush to depilate amongst the youngsters these days. Without getting too graphic on a family blog, the notion of having congress with a shorn female makes me queasy. Too close to pedophilia, in my book.
But, maybe it has something to do with how you came of age. A woman with hairy legs is a real turn-off to me, too. But, one could make a similar argument against leg shaving. Oh, well. At my age and marital status, it’s not something I should spend much time thinking about anyway.
At the risk of TMI, I will only say that in my case, it has nothing whatsoever to do with pedophilia (I have absolutely no desire for congress with other than adults, and am as much if not more disgusted by the thought as homosexual activities), and much more to do with aesthetics, and not liking hair caught in teeth.
But won’t anyone think about the crabs?!
… crab dip.
Cheers
That’s because you’re quite probably old and broken.
Respectfully, the young and sorta-broken.
Viva Brazil!
What, because I don’t find a hairless particularly attractive? Does this really turn you on? Yuck.
Signed!
And as far as it being Bush’s fault… isn’t it realyl due to Bush’s absence?
Sounds like collateral damage in the War on Bush.
I’m not signing the petition but I will go see the upcoming James Cameron CGI animated movie dramatizing this sensitive issue.
I signed it but may have been one the the last who could. They took the petition down
It looks like it’s still up to me. It now has forty signatures. Only 99,960 to go.
I signed it but there really should be a link to the some Lords of Acid.
http://youtu.be/Dg9QFH-I4xY