Regex Bleg

Can someone give me a regular expression for my blacklist that would disallow any four-consonant (lower case) string? I’ve been getting a lot of spam lately like this one:

Name: Ryan
Email Address: ron@fromru.com

Comments:

Well done!
[url=http://cowbtclt.com/gcqj/uqml.html]My homepage[/url] | [url=http://vprqmclp.com/rsyx/vvwl.html]Cool site[/url]

None of these seem to be real domains, so I don’t know what the point is, but they all seem to have at least four consonants in a row. I figure that there are few real words like this, at least in English, so it would keep out the riff raff without impeding genuine commenters.

[Update on Friday night]

OK, as a commenter has pointed out, this would preclude some actual English word (like “strength”). So let’s go for five consonants. My goal is to err on the side of letting good posts through.

[Update on Saturday night]

It doesn’t catch them all, but I did come up with a good trap for them: q[^ua\ \.\,]

Anything with a “q” in it followed by anything other than a “u” or “a” (or a space, period or comma, so we can write “Iraq”) is blocked. A lot of these things have “q”s inserted in them.

[Another update, a few minutes later, after testing]

I’m getting a lot of false positives.

Oh, Am I Annoying You?

As Paul Hsieh says, you don’t necessarily have to be autistic to find this device useful:

A device that can pick up on people’s emotions is being developed to help people with autism relate to those around them. It will alert its autistic user if the person they are talking to starts showing signs of getting bored or annoyed.

Or maybe cluelessness on this front is one of the defining characteristics of autism.

A Preview For Iran?

This will make a big boom:

The test, named “Divine Strake,” will involve nearly 40 times the amount of commercial ammonium nitrate and fuel oil explosive set off in the largest open-air, non-nuclear blast at the site to date. In 2002, 18 tons of explosives were set off at the Nevada Test Site.

700 tons of explosives. This isn’t a weapons test–there’d be no way to deliver that size of ordnance. I’ve got to think that they’re trying to figure out just how small they can size a nuke to (pardon the inadvertent alliteration) bust a bomb-building bunker.

Pot And Kettle

Amidst exposing other media myths about Iraq, Victor Davis Hanson points out the irony of a press corps that repeatedly accuses the Bush administration of incompetence:

Weigh that success [in Iraq] against the behavior of the media that sees mostly American incompetence. At CBS, Dan Rather insisted to us that a clearly forged memo, but one that fit his own ideological agenda, was authentic. Michael Isikoff relied on one anonymous

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