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Battlestar Galactica?
Keith Cowing also wonders why NASA would want a missile defense analyst on a space exploration advisory committee. My reading of the VSE and the Aldridge Report is that the new vision should support several goals, one of which is defense, both national and planetary. It would in fact be quite useful to have someone from the space defense community involved in the planning, to keep an eye out for opportunities for synergism, and to bring a different perspective in the development of systems that could both help in that defense goals, and perhaps complicate them if done without consideration of those other strategic needs.
While it’s not obvious to me exactly how they would fit (other than for the planetary defense role), concern about how LEO activity will coexist with potential LEO missile defense systems is worth worrying about, and it’s not a bad idea to have someone on board who does think about such things for a living.
Diesels In Space
Keith Cowing wonders why NASA is procuring hardware for military tanks.
Well, without discounting the possibility (even likelihood) that there is something bureaucratically suspect going on here, there is a plausible justification, in that the technology for an oil-free turbine would be very handy for space applications (e.g., power conversion for nuclear systems), reducing maintenance and helping with reliability. Since the funding is from Glenn (NASA’s propulsion center), it makes sense that it would develop this potential dual-use technology. It may even have other civilian terrestrial spinoff applications.
It is strange that the applications cited are so military specific, though. Equally strange is that the application (a diesel environment) is so specific so as to make it look suspect as a pure technology development. We’re a long way off from space diesels.
Spiral Development
Dale Amon has some interesting, and plausible, speculation about Richard Branson’s business plans for space transportation.
Subsidizing Space Transportation
Sam, what I don’t understand about your proposal is, well, how it would actually work. The devil is always in the details in these things. When you say:
It would be private industry and individual citizens who could book whatever missions they wanted.
…what does that mean? What price will they get the service at? Who is purchasing from the launch providers?
My idea would be to have the government purchase some fixed (and large) quantity of various goods and space services (e.g., tickets to LEO, pounds to LEO, maybe even tickets and pounds to the lunar surface), use whatever there was a government need for, and auction the rest back on the market. If the market price turns out to be higher than the price paid by the government, then the program costs nothing at all (other than the cost of the services that the government needs). If it’s a lot more, presumably the providers would stop selling to the government (assuming they were allowed to opt out) and sell directly to the market. If the differential was low, then we’d have a subsidy, in which the cost of the program would be the difference in price between market and government cost of the service.
But in order to make this fly, the country (and its government) would have to decide that having large amounts of activities in space at reduced unit costs were sufficiently important to justify what would be considered a large expenditure in the context of current space activity (essentially doubling the NASA budget under your proposal, but I think you could do a lot of damage to the problem for a few billion a year). There’s been little sign of that so far.
Insult To Injury
I notice that retiring “Jumpin'” Jim Jeffords’ dumb book, which purports to explain one of the dumbest acts of political duplicity in history, can be had for less than a buck. Still overpriced, I suspect.
Warning To Nancy Hopkins
Do not, repeat, do not read this article. If Larry Summers’ comments cause fainting spells, this piece from those sexist pigs at that reactionary mag, Scientific American, will give you an aneurysm.
McMurdo On The Moon
Thomas James expresses a fear about government lunar bases, and NASA, that I share. We’ve got to break out of Apollo mode. I hope that the new administrator understands this, but so far, I see little sign of it.
GM-Related Bleg
My GM post, and reminiscences about my childhood, prompt me to ask if there’s anyone out there who can help resurrect some childhood memories, and perhaps preserve them.
My father produced semi-annual concerts for AC Spark Plug, one in the spring, and one in the fall, back in the sixties, performed at the IMA auditorium in downtown Flint (a structure that was demolished several years ago as part of an expansion of the U of M campus, and to attempt to bury memories of the ill-fated and misbegotten Autoworld). They consisted of the AC Men’s and Women’s choirs, with auditions for others to perform in skits and musical numbers, and he’d always have some kind of headliner, like Edie Adams, or Florence Henderson (this was prior to The Brady Bunch), or Peter Palmer (who was at the time fresh off the Broadway lead of Li’l Abner) but of whom a Google search today reveals little else of note in his apparently unspectacular career. I even have fond memories of Anita Bryant, in her pre-gay-bashing days. I specifically have memories as a small child of going with these famous (at the time) celebrities to Luigi’s Pizza over on Davison Road (still the best pizza, anywhere, in my humble opinion), just a couple blocks away from Angelo’s Coney Island, in Flint. Some of their autographed pics remain on the wall there.
Google searches for anything relating to these concerts have proven fruitless. If anyone has any old concert programs, I’d much appreciate scans (or if you don’t have a scanner, copies mailed to me). I’ll probably actually set up a website for them.
By the way, in searching for a Luigi’s website, I found this site that only Flint natives will appreciate. But they’ll appreciate it a lot.
[Update on Sunday morning]
For all of you who can’t get enough of Flint cuisine, here’s a discussion of the relative merits between Flint and Detroit coney islands (including a discussion of Angelos, which has indeed gone downhill since they decided to franchise it).
Does Drew Barrymore Sh1t In The Woods?
Apparently so, in honor of Earth Day. And she loves it.
When Barrymore (star of “E.T.” and “Charlie’s Angel’s,” to name a few of her films) bragged about defecating in the forest, Diaz responded she would like to have the same experience.
“I am so jealous right now, I am going — I am going to the woods tomorrow,” Diaz said. A clearly satisfied Barrymore laughed, repeating, “It was awesome.”
Read the whole amazing thing. Even if I had time to make the attempt, this stuff defies parody. I don’t even think this guy could manage it.
I think that Cartman gets it right:
(Driving through San Jose, Costa Rica)
Eric Cartman: Oh my God, it smells like @ss out here.
Miss Stevens: Alright, that does it. Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant.
Eric Cartman: I wasn’t saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like @ss.
Miss Stevens: You may think that making fun of third-world countries is funny but let me…
Eric Cartman: I don’t think it’s funny. This place is overcrowded, smelly and poor. That’s not funny, that sucks.
[Saturday night update]
A lot of great comments at this post on the same subject by Ron Bailey at Reason.