Advice for the lovelorn, from Senator Barack Obama. Well, who would know better than him?
Category Archives: Humor
Eight Pointless Laws
…that all comic books turned into movies must follow.
[Via Geek Press]
Oh, Dear
Just…oh, dear.
Well, it is an unfortunate acronym.
A Brief Tutorial
…on centrifugal force.
Five Social Fallacies
…of geeks.
The White Man’s Burden
Frank J. says that too much is expected of us. I liked this comment:
Hell yea! Why do we always have to be the “reasonable” ones; for once I just want to forget about the real issues, the constitution, and logic, and just vote for someone who looks like me, or has the same plumbing.
Hey, you can do it. Just become a Democrat.
This one, too, from a “Peg C.”:
Let’s see: Blacks vote 95% – 5% for Obama, women must be voting something like 60 – 40 for Hillary (not sure but every idiot female I work with is for Hillary), white Dem men (yes, I know – oxymoron) are voting 45 – 55 for Obama…and white men are the racists and sexists?? Only in Nora Ephron’s fantasy world…
Unfortunately, a lot of people reside in Nora Ephron’s fantasy world.
The White Man’s Burden
Frank J. says that too much is expected of us. I liked this comment:
Hell yea! Why do we always have to be the “reasonable” ones; for once I just want to forget about the real issues, the constitution, and logic, and just vote for someone who looks like me, or has the same plumbing.
Hey, you can do it. Just become a Democrat.
This one, too, from a “Peg C.”:
Let’s see: Blacks vote 95% – 5% for Obama, women must be voting something like 60 – 40 for Hillary (not sure but every idiot female I work with is for Hillary), white Dem men (yes, I know – oxymoron) are voting 45 – 55 for Obama…and white men are the racists and sexists?? Only in Nora Ephron’s fantasy world…
Unfortunately, a lot of people reside in Nora Ephron’s fantasy world.
The White Man’s Burden
Frank J. says that too much is expected of us. I liked this comment:
Hell yea! Why do we always have to be the “reasonable” ones; for once I just want to forget about the real issues, the constitution, and logic, and just vote for someone who looks like me, or has the same plumbing.
Hey, you can do it. Just become a Democrat.
This one, too, from a “Peg C.”:
Let’s see: Blacks vote 95% – 5% for Obama, women must be voting something like 60 – 40 for Hillary (not sure but every idiot female I work with is for Hillary), white Dem men (yes, I know – oxymoron) are voting 45 – 55 for Obama…and white men are the racists and sexists?? Only in Nora Ephron’s fantasy world…
Unfortunately, a lot of people reside in Nora Ephron’s fantasy world.
Missing Rush Limbaugh
Robert Ferrigno imagines a future both frightening and amusing, in which Bill Clinton pines for the past. The only part that doesn’t ring true is Bill and Hillary divorcing. If they divorced, they could be compelled to testify against each other, and neither of them would want to give up spousal immunity.
The Wisdom Of Google
If you type in “HALP US BRAK WE R STUK IN SMALL TOWN,” it will respond: “Did you mean: HALP US BREAK WE R STUCK IN SMALL TOWN?”