It could be much worse.
I tweeted a couple weeks ago that I wasn’t worried about the virus, because I’d already been killed by Trump’s election, the end of Net Neutrality, and the tax-rate cuts.
[Update early afternoon]
The Constitution dies of coronavirus.
It had a good run. The Bee has been on fire throughout this.
…hopes he dies in order to prove Trump is stupid.
The Bee is on fire today. I also like the story about Bernie having difficulty staying six feet away from Americans’ wallets, and Trump installing ejection seats in the White House briefing room.
Hard to believe it’s the half-century anniversary.
Sheila Jackson “Did the Mars rover see the Apollo site?” Lee is one of the stupidest people on the Hill (and that’s pretty stiff competition).
[Mid-morning update]
Jim Acosta, ace reporter.
Most people unimpressed with their 30-day free trial of communism.
New York will raise taxes on the coronavirus to encourage it to flee the state.
This is sort of amazing. And it’s not April Fool’s stuff; these women are probably fools year around.
[Update a few minutes later]
Cuomo is no hero, but moron De Blasio prepared for the wrong emergency (which was in fact in no way an emergency).
…urge government to reopen schools quickly, before students learn to think for themselves.
[Update a couple minutes later]
Under the circumstances, though I have in the past, I’m not doing an April 1st post this year, but the Bee steps up to the plate.
[Update Thursday afternoon]
We are all homeschoolers now.
This is going to have a huge impact on education, and for the better.
She’s been putting out an entertaining newsletter for a while. Here‘s her latest.