Category Archives: Humor

Humor, Media Criticism, Political Commentary, Satire

The Secret Obama Campaign Strategy

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Andrew Klavan has the scoop:

LISTER: Well, the debt is a very serious problem, but by the same token, I think you have to agree that Mitt Romney drove for twelve hours with his dog in a crate on top of his car.

KOC: What?

LISTER: He’s been cited for cruelty by two different animal rights groups.

KOC: Well, okay, but, in his book Dreams From My Father, President Obama says he actually ate a dog!

LISTER: I don’t think we should be talking about dogs at a serious moment like this. Dogs are just a distraction.

KOC: Fine, let’s get back to the economy. Entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare are projected to consume all tax revenues within thirty years. Social Security could be operating at a deficit within only two years. Congressman Paul Ryan has put forward a serious and politically courageous plan to address entitlement reform. What will be the president’s approach?

LISTER: We’re on it. Even as we speak, we have hired an actor who looks like Congressman Ryan to pretend to push an old woman in a wheelchair off a cliff. I don’t see how the GOP can answer that, especially when you consider that Mitt Romney’s ancestors may have been bigamists.

KOC: Mitt Romney’s ancestors? Barack Obama’s father was a bigamist!

LISTER: I don’t think we should be talking about bigamy at a serious moment like this. Bigamy is just a distraction.

Actually, I’m not sure it’s that big a secret.

Humor, Media Criticism, Political Commentary

Hey, Did You Hear That The President Eats Dogs?

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Jim Treacher continues to have too much fun:

As for our moral, ethical, and intellectual superiors in the Democratic Party who don’t appreciate this one bit, here’s a question:

If you don’t want to talk about dogs, why did you bring up dogs?

Now: Add up the number of days you’ve yammered about Romney’s dog. Take that sum and add 1. Find a calendar, count out that number of days from today, and mark the date. That’s the day I’ll consider not hurting your feelings anymore by bringing up the fact that Obama eats dogs.

I think that it’s the best strategy for Romney to ignore this and continue to focus on the real issues, but it’s also useful to mock this eminently mockable president at every opportunity, something that had the usual suspects like Jon Stewart done four years ago, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

Culinary, Humor, Political Commentary, Social Commentary

Random Thoughts

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“Obama ate a dog” edition. This is like a permanent employment act for people like Jim Treacher and Frank J. And of course, the inevitable Dogs Against Obama web site.

[Late morning update]

Just when did the presidents stop eating dogs? Treacher’s having way too much fun with this.

[Update a few minutes later]

Why Barack Obama identifies with the dog eaters. The rest of us are just bitter, clinging to our provincial American cuisine.

Humor, Media Criticism, Political Commentary

Hilary Rosen And Deja Vu

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The hilarious way that Jay Carney was trying to separate the White House from her reminds me a lot of their defense when his associateion with Bill Ayers came up. “He’s just a guy who lives in my neighborhood!” “Hey, she’s just this woman on the teevee! Pay no attention to those White House visitor logs. These aren’t the DroidsHilary Rosens you’re looking for!”

[Update a while later]

Here’s the video.

[Update a few minutes later]

A roundup of Hilary-related links.

[Update a while later]

“Ms. Rosen’s remarks were criticized as being snide; the real problem is that they were stupid.”

Well, she is a leftist.

Humor, Political Commentary, Space, War Commentary

The Nork Missile Failure

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Interesting that they launched on the anniversary of the Gagarin and first Shuttle flight.  The joke tweets have started already. “Man, North Korean rockets break up faster than a Kardashian marriage.”  “It didn’t crash into the sea — it was a successful attack on Aquaman.”

I’ll bet Hilary Rosen is happy that Twitter has found a new distraction.  Except for the combined tweets: “That rocket had the same trajectory as Hilary Rosen’s PR career.