“Eric, don’t call my bluff.”

Somehow, I think that he doesn’t quite get the concept of bluffing.

I’d love to play poker with him. Does he know that it’s played with cards?

Yes, I categorized this as humor. So I don’t cry.

I have to say, I see a big future in tee shirts and bumper stickers from this. Not to mention campaign ads.

[Update a few minutes later]

Iowahawk has the ones that didn’t make it past the Town Hall Twitter filter:

Subtract Malia’s age from the number of states. Multiply the result by the number of jobs saved or created.

Math wasn’t your strong suit, was it?

I let my Mexican drug lord license expire. Am I still eligible for the free machine gun program?

When you’re visiting his volcano lair, does George Soros let you feed the laser sharks?

The staffer who suggested this Twitter Town Hall is fired, isn’t he?

Are you smart enough to create a problem so big that even you could not solve it?

Why isn’t your cabinet unionized?

If Joe Biden has a massive stroke, (a) do you have a replacement in mind, and (b) how would you tell?

There are a lot more.