…is dead. The comments are great, too:
Why are we still giving aid to Tatooine? They probably knew of Kenobi’s existence the whole time and even helped him! That whole planet is just a big hive of scum and villainy.
And it all comes from that evil Jedi religion.
The first five presidential text messages.
This is the war room.
This is frighteningly funny.
Zarkawi has a new roommate. Iowahawk has the lurid (and profane) details. I need a category for really dark humor.
Heh.
What should denizens of Wyoming be called?
Iowahawk has coverage of the one that no one else was paying attention to. The nuptial vows will bring a tear to your eye, if you’re an anglophile.
The latest installment of the follies on Capitol Hill.
…for a toilet seat:
As we enter our collective lunch breaks, we thought this number might make you think again before eating and driving: There are nearly nine times as many potentially harmful bugs on your steering wheel as there are on an average toilet seat.
This shouldn’t really be surprising. Toilet seats get cleaned occasionally.
But replacing my steering wheel with a toilet seat probably wouldn’t work out all that well. The rim of the seat is too big to get my fingers comfortably around.
Anyway, if it’s not news you can use, it’s at least news.