A completely rational, unbiased explanation.
We asked AI to give us the unbiased facts about AI data centers: pic.twitter.com/BCp8pesK0q
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 25, 2026
Category Archives: Satire
The Miracle They Cannot Forgive
A history of Zionism:
The Miracle They Cannot Forgive
— Pierre Rehov (@rehoov) August 18, 2026
On the evening of 3 September 1897, in a rented hall in Basel, a Viennese journalist wrote a line in his diary that would sound insane to anyone who read it. At Basel, he wrote, he had founded the Jewish State. If he said so aloud, the world… pic.twitter.com/kfXBFDEqIH
[Update a while later]
Do you suffer from Israel Derangement Syndrome? Help is available.
Do you suffer from Israel Derangement Syndrome?? pic.twitter.com/XXOJcWFjAh
— TBC (@TBC_on_X) August 18, 2026
The Second American Civil War
Short and sweet:
We Asked AI To Simulate If The U.S. Had A Second Civil War pic.twitter.com/BRyZTZFqZz
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 23, 2026
How Could I Have Been So Foolish?
I've come to realize today, on the dawn of our first return to the Moon in over half a century, how wrong I've been about space policy for the past decades. Seeing the majestic Space Launch System with its mighty SRBs sitting on the pad now, poised to once again take men to the…
— Not-So-OK Boomer (@Rand_Simberg) April 1, 2026
Poor Hitler
He’s discovered his new followers:
Hitler reacts to the new generation of Nazis pic.twitter.com/ihZR66rEHf
— TRIGGERnometry (@triggerpod) January 19, 2026
The History Of Palestine
This is brilliant.
Palestinian history (if we're to believe Palestinians)
— The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome (@TheMossadIL) August 26, 2025
1,000,000 BCE:
The first Palestinian emerges from the sea.
20,000 BCE:
Early Palestinians learn how to make fire.
“We make state now?”
“Not yet.”
10,000 BCE:
Early Palestinians invent the wheel.
“We make state now?”
“Not…
Elon Has Gone Too Far
Civil War Veteran Slams Elon Musk For Taking Away His Social Security pic.twitter.com/BIa47eCsuI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 18, 2025
[Wednesday-morning update]
More seriously, Elon is the indispensable man.
Another Barrier Falls
Meet The LAFD's First Paraplegic Firefighter pic.twitter.com/QJGKDh3VoL
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 15, 2025
One Of The Hardest Hit
Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election pic.twitter.com/82INrNuWEy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 12, 2024
It Was Inevitable
Hitler finds out about Trump's "Nazi" rallies in the future. pic.twitter.com/ID2NQtYQTE
— Chanah Angelica Kamen (@AngelicaKamen) October 29, 2024