The California fires were started by those wascally Jews, and here’s the proof.

The Nobel Peace Prize committee disbands.

Iowahawk has dug up another teevee classic from our childhoods.

Lee Bollinger’s Disease.

Maybe we need a telethon.

Wooing the Bloomberg base.

You’ll be as shocked as I was to learn that for once, it wasn’t Bush’s fault. It was Kevin Bacon’s fault. But then, it’s probably Kevin Bacon’s fault that Bush is president…

Iowahawk has the scoop for those on the home front: look out for people doing things:

Inspector Dan Rather returns, and is on the case.

Transterrestrial’s lawyers recommend that I warn you to put down all beverages while reading, in the interest of not being sued for keyboard and monitor replacement.

Iowahawk has another report from the strife-torn Midwest, and it’s encouraging–only a minority of Lutherans are in favor of decapitating Presbyterians and other infidels:

“The only demographic cohort we saw where murderous random violence had a majority support was among 18-35 year old male followers of the Wisconsin Synod,” said Kohut. “And that was barely above the margin of error. Even then, fewer than half (41% to 46%) said they would personally volunteer to carry out the violence themselves.”

Further bolstering the findings, Kohut noted that fewer than 6% of respondents physically attacked field interviewers during the survey.

Although a majority 87% of respondents agreed that “The world should be brought to submission under global Lutheran conquest and eternal perfect rule,” there was a great deal of disagreement on the means to accomplish it. More than 95% supported “pancake breakfasts” and “popcorn fundraisers,” but support dropped to less than 80% for “cow tipping” and “T-P’ing infidel houses.” Support dropped even more dramatically for more violent means of conquest, such as “suicide bombing” (28%), “decapitation” (24%), and “running over Presbyterians with my Ski-Doo” (23%).

Lileks (among other things) summarizes the immigration bill:

6 (1) (D) Undocumented Xenonationals who have been in the country since noon March 16, 2004 (this language reflects a compromise between the hardline