Dr. Foster: Would you please tell your son to stop?
Ned’s Dad: We can’t do it, man! That’s discipline! That’s like tellin’ Gene Krupa not to go [starts banging on the desk] “boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!”
Ned’s Dad: We don’t believe in rules, like, we gave them up when we started livin’ like freaky beatniks!
Dr. Foster: You don’t believe in rules, yet you want to control Ned’s anger.
Ned’s Mom: Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas.
Here’s one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while. Some (probably lefty) religious groups claim that it’s immoral to bottle water.
First they came for the water bottles, and I said nothing, because I drink from the tap. Then they came for the scuba tanks…
Mark Steyn says that demography is destiny.
Jonah Goldberg writes about institutionalized racism in the academy.
“Grim” says that we need to go back to wearing arms.
Lileks has a long but entertaining (and, can you believe it?–dripping with snark) screed disguised as a bleat today, on childish pseudointellectuals who fancy themselves courageous for speaking truth to the Man. Errrr…actually to the Mouse.
Three hundred years from now they
They only arrested them and threw them in jail? Why didn’t they simply hang them from the tree? After all, trees are much more important than children.
If the devil was smart, of course, he
…at least for me. No, get your mind out of the toilet–that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about the top ten irritating things that other drivers do. And hogging the left lane is much more irritating to me than someone on a cell phone. My attitude toward cell phone use is like my attitude toward drug use–if it impairs your driving, then don’t do it, but I don’t care about it intrinsically.
The Freepers have comments, and I agree with this one (slightly edited):
No.2 is the worst.
In fact. No.2 causes every single one of the other annoyances.
All of them.
The slow “safe” drivers are the most unsafe drivers around.
They are indecisive, scared, do not follow the flow, have no clue about the passing lane, and do not use their blinkers.
They cause people rage, especially because they will not get ticketed, even though they are causing the biggest problems.
Someone speeding 10 mph over the speed limit with the flow and control of a car is not a safety hazard at all.
Slow idiots with no clue are.