Apparently the Nigerians are starting to franchise their little scam to eastern Europe. This is the first time I’ve seen it from this part of the world.

I need your help.

I am the wife of VLAJKO STOJILJKOVIC, one of the people indicted at the Hague War Crimes Tribunal in Hague. The indictment is politically motivated. It was for the package the western worlkd has provided Yogoslavia.

Oh, well glad you cleared that up. We might have thought that he massacred thousands of Croations, or something…

Slobodan and my husband had kept some funds, to enable them take care of rebel problems.

Good thinking and wise planning. You never know when those pesky rebel problems will crop up.

However, now the country they protected has turned against them. I need
to transfer the money out to safety.

Yeah, it’s such a pain when those ingrate rebels won’t stay bought. I hate when that happens.

The funds are in excess of 100 million (in Swiss Francs and US dollars). They will have to be paid into off shore accounts. They are not in Yugoslav.

Well, if they’re not in “Yugoslav,” then where are they?

Can you help? Are you capable of handling funds?

Hmmm…let’s see… [jingling change in pants pocket], yup, seem to be.

Are you trustworthy?

Sure.

You’ll take my word for it, won’t you?

I can offer you 30%. Will that be ok?

Only thirty percent? No way.

i will be also needing you expert advice on business oppurtunity,emigration and purchasing of housing for family living.

I am grateful.

But not as grateful as you’ll be after I give you my bank account number, I’ll bet.

Glorja.

And Glorja to you, too, with a cheerful Hallelujia.

These folks are really rank amateurs compared to those funny Ibos in Lagos. No mention of how they got my name from a trusted source at the State Department, no entreaties to keep this just between you and me…

I’ll be interested to see if the quality improves in future.

Bloggers aren’t the only ones dissing Michael “Stupid White Man” Moore. Check out this editorial in the Rocky Mountain News.

Someone tell Diane Feinstein. A man has invented a rapid-fire rubber-band machine gun that will spit out a gross of stretchy projectiles as fast as the user can turn the crank.

Here’s an interesting and somewhat amusing article about mental health in Afghanistan.

Here’s an interesting and somewhat amusing article about mental health in Afghanistan.

Here’s an interesting and somewhat amusing article about mental health in Afghanistan.

There’s a storm brewing over the ongoing airline security fiasco, reported by today’s LA Times. More and more people are starting to realize that the cure may be worse than the disease.

Even experts who believe the government is doing as well as can be expected say officials have failed to spell out passengers’ responsibilities and rights. Another gap is a lack of clear protocols for dealing with minor incidents. Without such guidelines, even a sarcastic comment from a frustrated traveler can escalate into a federal felony charge.

Yup. Zero tolerance, and zero intelligence.

Unfortunately, Fox News still doesn’t seem to get it. I heard them talk about a poll they took as to whether people are still “afraid to fly.” Why don’t they take a poll to see if people are too disgusted and irritated to fly?

If you missed the classic short film “Bambi Versus Godzilla,” here’s a true-life adventure almost as good. A couple of PETA members hit a deer with their car in New Jersey. They’re suing the state, of course.

The Democrats have finally given up on trying to inflate Enron into a Republican scandal.

“I’m being very, very careful to say that it’s not another Whitewater,” said Rep. Henry Waxman, the Democrats’ lead investigator into what the White House knew of the debacle, when, and how Enron may have influenced the administration’s energy policy plans.

Of course, Mr. Waxman didn’t think that Whitewater was a Whitewater…

The Democrats have finally given up on trying to inflate Enron into a Republican scandal.

“I’m being very, very careful to say that it’s not another Whitewater,” said Rep. Henry Waxman, the Democrats’ lead investigator into what the White House knew of the debacle, when, and how Enron may have influenced the administration’s energy policy plans.

Of course, Mr. Waxman didn’t think that Whitewater was a Whitewater…