“The body is falling!”

Little kids who went to see the new release “Chicken Little” in a New York City theatre instead saw a movie of a young boy hanging himself.

He must have believed Chicken Little.

…all broken hearted. Tried to sit…

…up.

OK, I know it doesn’t scan, but the punchline is that he couldn’t.

Sit up, that is.

He was glued to the seat.

I hate when that happens (though I think that I would have noticed something amiss long before I got stuck, but perhaps his derri

Happy Halloween.

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If this is really her name, it’s a good way to cash in on it, but I’m wondering who’s being parodied here–the President, or sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome?

If this is really her name, it’s a good way to cash in on it, but I’m wondering who’s being parodied here–the President, or sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome?

If this is really her name, it’s a good way to cash in on it, but I’m wondering who’s being parodied here–the President, or sufferers of Bush Derangement Syndrome?

Well, at least he didn’t adopt as a nickname, “Theguiltybastard.”

A retired English physician has advocated guillotining disabled children.

A retired English physician has advocated guillotining disabled children.

A retired English physician has advocated guillotining disabled children.