The Orlando Sentinel says that Mike Griffin should welcome a technical review of his wonderful architecture. And they don’t even mention the schedule and budget issues.
Upgrading Planets And Bodies
Randall Parker has a couple interesting posts, one on intentional and non-intentional anthropogenic climate change, and the other on potential body upgrades.
Support Your Local Space Blogger
Clark Lindsey is doing a little fund raising. Go help him out if you can afford it — he performs a vital service for the space community.
Tesla
I hadn’t read all the way to the bottom of yesterday’s Carmack post, but I just noticed that if you scroll down, he has a review of his new electric car.
Tenth Anniversary
How time flies when you’re having fun. It’s been exactly a decade since Bill Clinton was impeached for numerous counts of obstruction of justice (not for a BJ, contrary to popular myth of idiotic political ignorami).
Bad News For Trig Troofers
Bristol Palin is on the verge of giving birth. What will Andrew Sullivan say now? Of course, I had some of these lunatics in my own comments section last fall.
She’s Dead, Jim
Majel Barrett Roddenberry has trekked her last star. Condolences to friends and family.
Congrats To Gwynne Shotwell
She’s just been named president of SpaceX. Interestingly, they didn’t have a president before (and the page hasn’t been updated yet). Well, they do now.

I think that she’ll do a good job. When I first met her, years ago, she was Gwynne Gurevich, and an engineer at Microcosm. She’s come a long way. And with all due respect to the competition, she’s got to be the hottest space company president ever. She may have to wear her skirts a little lower now, though.
Valve Problem Solved
John Carmack has a new post up describing what he thinks is the reason for the Pixel failure a few weeks ago at the LLC.
Our systems run the propellant valves through a set of relays controlled by a watchdog microcontroller, which drives the valves closed if the main computer doesn’t continuously toggle a keep-alive signal bit. We found that with the valves on the bench, we could get interruptions to the current when we tapped on the relays in the electronics box. We believe that acoustic vibrations from the operating rocket engine could cause the contacts on the relay to intermittently lose contact.
A couple points. First, this demonstrates the need to test components in their operating environment. But more importantly, these are the kinds of things that you learn only with a lot of experience and testing, something that NASA can’t afford to do with their vehicles because a) they throw them away after each flight and b) they’re as expensive as hell. That’s why reusable vehicles, and approaches like Armadillo’s and XCOR’s hold the key to both low cost, and reliability, goals that NASA will never achieve with their current approach.
The Latest Bailout
Just in time for the holidays. Congress has to step in to keep the North Pole from going under:
“These are grim economic times for everyone, but even more so for non-profit toy manufacturers in the Snow Belt,” said Kringle. “Our accountants have indicated that we are on track to exhaust our reserves of cash and magical pixie fairydust by December 23. Oh deary me.”
Kringle and UET union president Binky McGiggles presented a draft emergency bailout plan to the committee calling for US $18 trillion in federal grants, loan guarantees, and sugarplum gumdrops that they said would keep the company solvent through December 26.
“We believe this proposal shows that management and labor can work together to craft a reasonable, financially responsible short-term survival plan,” said McGiggles. “After the new Congress is seated in January, we would be happy to return to present a long-term package to get us through April.”
Kringle warned that failure to approve the plan would have dire global economic consequences.
“Oh goodness,” said an emotional Kringle, fumbling with his glasses, “think of all the children who will wake up sad and angry and confused on Christmas morning, with nothing in their stockings. Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to be their parents. Or a someone answering your switchboards on December 26.”
Where will the madness end?
Of course, if Santa isn’t too big to fail, who is?