I’m number eight on a Google search for “buttocks.”
Isn’t That A Kick In The Pants?
I’m number eight on a Google search for “buttocks.”
The Stupidest Person In The World
…has to be Keith Olbermann:
But you’ve got to love the staggering ignorance behind his continued insistence that fascists weren’t socialists because they beat other socialists to death. Golly. How many socialists did Stalin kill? Pretty much all of the show trial victims weren’t mere socialists but hardcore Communists. I guess Stalin was anti-Communist. Hitler’s Night of the Long Knives involved the slaughter of Nazis, so I guess by Olbermann’s logic Hitler was anti-Nazi. Most lefties can’t stand Joe Lieberman, I guess they’re anti-Democrat.
Heh.
Guess He Is The Messiah
Just call Barack Mr. Potato Head:
So when Jamie Lynn Dixon looked down at the potato she noticed that staring back at her was the visage of a man. And not just any man.
“Is it Jesus?” Earl Sr. asked.
“No,” replied his son. “Better. It’s Obama.”
Right off, three of the waitresses up and fainted at the mere mention of Obama’s name.
Iowahawk Meets Kato Kaelin
I used to go to parties like this up in the hills. I don’t recall the ninja fembot valets, though.
Terminators, Coming Up
Alan Boyle has an interesting post on the ethics of killer robots.
“Asimov contributed greatly in the sense that he put up a straw man to get the debate going on robotics,” Arkin said. “But it’s not a basis for morality. He created [the Three Laws] deliberately with gaps so you could have some interesting stories.”
Even without the Three Laws, there’s plenty in today’s debate over battlefield robotics to keep novelists and philosophers busy: Is it immoral to wage robotic war on humans? How many civilian casualties are acceptable when a robot is doing the fighting? If a killer robot goes haywire, who (or what) goes before the war-crimes tribunal?
What A Writer
It was dark, except for the crepuscular light struggling through the stained-glass window.
And he does this every day, seemingly effortlessly.
The People Here Are Poor But They’re Not Stupid
The title of this post may be the Clintons’ epitaph.
The People Here Are Poor But They’re Not Stupid
The title of this post may be the Clintons’ epitaph.
The People Here Are Poor But They’re Not Stupid
The title of this post may be the Clintons’ epitaph.