Tragic Moonscapes

You know, I said that today’s Fox column was an exclusive, and that you hadn’t read it here, but a lot of it was regurgitated posts. Here’s one bit for my readers, who never made it to the Fox site, that wasn’t.

Today’s scheduled Shuttle launch carried, for the first time, an Israeli astronaut, Col. Ilan Ramon. Israel has long had their own launch capability, but they are constrained by their geography to only launch into retrograde orbits (that is, east to west orbits, against the earth’s rotation), and they don’t have a manned launch capability. So in many ways, this is a significant milestone for them.

It’s a poignant one as well.

Col. Ramon’s mother is a survivor of Auschwitz, and many of his other relatives died there. In commemoration of all of the victims of that grim chapter of the last century, he’s going to take some space art along with him. It’s a haunting picture, a moonscape, prescient of the pictures that the Apollo astronauts would take with cameras a couple decades later. It was drawn by a 14-year old boy, Petr Ginz, who died in the camp, never to see man walk on the moon, or even launch a satellite. It’s a tribute to the unquenchable imagination of a child, who could escape the unimaginable horror of daily existence with dreams of other, perhaps happier worlds.

And of course, as a reminder of the current times, as the article points out, some who are unhappy with Israel’s present actions in the Middle East (and perhaps unhappy with the very existence of Israel as a state, or who may even regret that Hitler didn’t finish the job), are equally unhappy with NASA’s decision (made several years ago) to take an Israeli into space. While no specific threats have been received, security for the launch remained high. Sadly, the demons in humanity that finally did quench young Petr’s dreams of space, permanently, continue to follow us into the 21st Century.

[And thanks to Mark Whittington for the tip]

French Can’t Get It Up

The European (read mostly French) space program is in big trouble.

The headline is misleading, though. Here are the nut grafs:

Especially worrying for Arianespace, and the global launch industry, is that the flight 157 accident review board identified significant problems in all versions of Ariane 5, not just the stretched version that failed in December 2002.

It was left to the head of Arianespace, Jean- Yves Le Gall, to tell his senior colleagues that Ariane 5, and Rosetta, should be grounded indefinitely.

This is bad news, not because I really care whether or not a bloated jobs program in Europe is doing anything for space, but because it continues to perpetuate the myths that Space Is Hard, and Space Is Expensive, and if well-funded governments can’t get it right, how can lowly entrepreneurs be expected to?

French Can’t Get It Up

The European (read mostly French) space program is in big trouble.

The headline is misleading, though. Here are the nut grafs:

Especially worrying for Arianespace, and the global launch industry, is that the flight 157 accident review board identified significant problems in all versions of Ariane 5, not just the stretched version that failed in December 2002.

It was left to the head of Arianespace, Jean- Yves Le Gall, to tell his senior colleagues that Ariane 5, and Rosetta, should be grounded indefinitely.

This is bad news, not because I really care whether or not a bloated jobs program in Europe is doing anything for space, but because it continues to perpetuate the myths that Space Is Hard, and Space Is Expensive, and if well-funded governments can’t get it right, how can lowly entrepreneurs be expected to?

French Can’t Get It Up

The European (read mostly French) space program is in big trouble.

The headline is misleading, though. Here are the nut grafs:

Especially worrying for Arianespace, and the global launch industry, is that the flight 157 accident review board identified significant problems in all versions of Ariane 5, not just the stretched version that failed in December 2002.

It was left to the head of Arianespace, Jean- Yves Le Gall, to tell his senior colleagues that Ariane 5, and Rosetta, should be grounded indefinitely.

This is bad news, not because I really care whether or not a bloated jobs program in Europe is doing anything for space, but because it continues to perpetuate the myths that Space Is Hard, and Space Is Expensive, and if well-funded governments can’t get it right, how can lowly entrepreneurs be expected to?

Chutzpah Con Salsa

Sila Calderon, the Hillary-like governor of Puerto Rico, says that the US should keep Roosevelt Roads Naval Base open.

Only one problem. Well, two problems.

First, she offers no reasons why, other than that it provides employment for Puerto Ricans. In other words, we should apparently do it as a charity.

Second, there’s little benefit to the US to maintain Rosey Roads (other than the general benefit of having a base in that part of the Caribbean), since she made us shut down the weapons testing at Vieques, which it mainly supported.

Well, you can’t say the woman lacks gall.

Bush Opposes Diversity Policy At University

That’s the leading headline in today’s print edition of that paragon of reportorial objectivity, that serious newspaper, the LA Times.

Yes, those wascawwy wepubwicans can try to fool us by doing high-profile things like tossing out their Jim-Crow-worshiping Senate Majority Leader, but we know what’s in their hearts. They’re opposed to diversity!

Oh, the humanity.

Of course a more accurate headline (which would actually line up with the text of the story) would be “Bush Opposes Racial Discrimination At University.” But that wouldn’t convey the desired message, would it?

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