Overly Advantaged California Student Sues To Enter Berkeley

Del Norte Vista, CA (APUPI)

In a case reminiscent of the famous Bakke decision, a California high school senior is suing the University of California over their refusal to admit him to their prestigious Berkeley campus, despite his sterling biography and SAT score of over 1700, under the Americans With Disabilities Act.

Todd Hepplewitt, an honors student at Caca Fuego High, in Del Norte Vista, is claiming that, in today’s society, he’s handicapped by his lack of hardship in life. He contends that the difficulty of making it in a victimized society, and getting no government or institutional support, is underestimated and can’t be appreciated by those who have been burdened all their lives by life.

“I wrote an essay describing my difficulties to them, but they completely ignored it.”

“I’ve done everything I could to struggle through, and to make changes at home. I asked my parents to get a divorce, but they refused, no matter how much I pleaded. My father tried drinking, but he turned out to have an allergy to alcohol, and I couldn’t get him to beat me when he wasn’t drunk. I wanted him to quit his job so we could go on unemployment and put pressure on me to drop out of school and work full time, which I could then resist, but he wouldn’t do it.”

“They just kept on paying the bills, encouraging me to do well in school, providing a nurturing environment for success.” He went on, the faintest hint of tears gleaming in his eyes, “It’s as though they didn’t even care whether I got into college or not.”

Despite living daily with the unceasing ravages of normalcy, Todd managed to graduate valedictorian, earn three letters on the track team, and serve as president of the student council, all while starting and successfully growing a mail-order Mongolian ferret business on the internet into a multi-million-dollar powerhouse of rodentiary commerce.

He worked hard, and hoped that, despite his appalling paucity of sob stories, he could still somehow persevere and achieve his lifelong dream–to attend the jewel of the UC system.

But alas, it was not to be. He received his rejection letter last Tuesday, though he knew that several people with more chaotic home lives had been accepted with much lower scores.

Undaunted, he made a determined decision to use the tactics of the elitists, those who rose to the top solely through adversity, to press his case, using government pressure.

“Actually, I’m not sure I want to go now, after the way they’ve treated me, but there’s a principle involved. I’ll continue to fight until everyone realizes what a true challenge it is, in today’s America, to make it without challenges.”

UC Berkeley officials were unavailable for comment.

(Copyright 2002 by Rand Simberg)

M$ Does It Again

Internet Explorer has a major vulnerability to a “man-in-the-middle” attack, and has for several years. This means that (for example) someone can set up a spoof version of a financial website (like your bank, or an ecommerce site from which you’re purchasing something), that will fool IE into sending your credit card data to it, instead of the intended recipient, because Explorer apparently isn’t rigorous enough about checking certificates on the Secure Socket Layer.

While this is irritating, even infuriating, in itself, it’s made more so by many site designers’ insistence on writing their sites to IE’s perverted version of HTML and other Microsoft technologies, so that one can’t even use other browsers (e.g., Opera) with them. I avoid using IE as much as possible (and once I finally get the Windows monkey off my back, it won’t be possible to use it at all), but there are some sites that are vital for managing my accounts that either don’t work at all, or are unviewable on any other browser. The Schwab site, for example, won’t do business with you in secure manner unless you have Explorer. They claim that this policy is in the name of “security.”

I hope that this will cause them to rethink that philosophy, given the self-evident irony of it with today’s news (and numerous other instances in the past of Redmond’s less-than-devoted commitment to security in general).

Back To The Old Economy

Some unemployed dotcommers have picked themselves up, dusted themselves off, and are learning what real businesses are about.

Where once a sales call meant driving to a mirrored glass building in Silicon Valley to pitch clients on $250,000 software packages, Mr. Ehrmann’s pitches now involve handing out little plastic cups of soup to people on the street.

“People love soup,” Mr. Ehrmann said. “I say I’m building a soup company and people say, `Soup ? that’s cool.’ It’s satisfying. You’re giving people something that affects them right away.”

Argumentum Pro Bello Cum Iraq

Doug Bandow, from Cato, lays out a case against a war with Iraq.

The problem with a lot of these arguments (not just Doug’s), is that they set up strawmen, in the sense that they describe the array of arguments against going after Saddam, and then knock them down, one by one. The problem with that approach is that no single argument is probably sufficient to justify it–it is the combination of them, in totality that justifies it (if it is indeed justified).

For example, he says:

Lots of arguments have been offered on behalf of striking Baghdad that are not reasons at all. For instance, that Saddam Hussein is an evil man who has brutalized his own people.

Certainly true. But the world is full of brutal regimes that have murdered their own people. Indeed, Washington ally Turkey’s treatment of its Kurds is scarcely more gentle than Iraq’s Kurdish policies.

Moreover, the U.S. warmly supports the royal kleptocracy next door in Saudi Arabia, fully as totalitarian, if not quite as violent, as Saddam’s government. Any non-Muslim and most women would probably prefer living in Iraq.

The point is not that Saddam should be taken out because he’s a brutal dictator–as Doug points out, that criterion applies to lots of thugs around the world.

The fact that he’s a brutal dictator is simply used to buttress the more important argument that he will have no compunction against using such WMD against us, if he can get his hands on them. Particularly if he can do it in such a way as to not leave fingerprints. Of course, that’s an argument that Doug doesn’t address.

Another point that Doug makes is that Saddam is rational; therefore he can be contained and deterred. However, there’s a lot of evidence to believe otherwise–he’s calculating, to be sure, and has a strong sense of self preservation, but he’s also liable to major missteps, and miscomprehension about just what he can get away with (the invasion of Kuwait being a notable example).

What needs to be done, and I don’t have time to do right now, is to lay out a whole series of criteria that one would use to determine whether or not to go to war with a despot like Saddam. Put them in a matrix, and come up with rules about how many must be met, or how many must be met in conjunction with others, to make a go decision. One would hope that someone is doing that in the State Department or the Pentagon or the White House Security Council.

That will be a much less assailable argument for those who are opposed to the war, than allowing them to go after rationales piecemeal.

Loose Lips, Right To Know, Or Threat?

Check out these commercial satellite photos of the buildup of the US air base in Qatar.

I believe that, under the 1992 Remote Sensing Act, the US government does have de jure shutter control over this type of imagery. I’m wondering if and when they’re going to exercise it, or at least purchase the rights to the photos themselves from Ikonos and Quickbird (as they did during the Gulf War, and more recently, in Afghanistan last fall). The fact that they’re not makes me think that they don’t mind folks (and particularly folks in the region, e.g., Riyadh) seeing them…

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