Pack The Soap On A Rope

Jim Traficant’s name in prison will be “Dirtbox Demon.”

John Walker Lindh’s will be “F**k Stick.”

And if the Justice Department had actually done its job, Robert Torricelli’s would have been “Fruit Loop.”

At least, that’s what this web site says. When they start coming after bloggers, what will your name in the Big House be?

Stop Me Before I Eat Again

Is there no aspect of American life that federal politicians think they shouldn’t be managing? The Senate is contemplating a bill to address obesity. I wonder what the average body mass index of the upper house is?

I doubt that these guys are in a position to lecture anyone else on healthy diets. But then, these same people who bloviate on and lie about things like Social Security “lockboxes” think that they’re qualified to criticize corporate bookkeeping.

Favorable Cryonics Treatment

There’s a good story in USA Today on progress in vitrification, which is freezing animal tissue into a glasslike state. This is the best near-term technology for reducing the damage caused by freezing cryonics patients.

The article makes it sound like Fahey and Wowk are part of the mainstream cryobiological community (which in fact they are), which will have some members of it grinding their teeth.

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