16 thoughts on “Nancy Pelosi”

  1. The abominable thing for me is that she wouldn’t say what was in the bill before it was voted on (perhaps because she didn’t know what was in the bill). Now she’s saying it doesn’t matter what was in the bill. Does she know even now what’s in that bill?

    And what happens when the light doesn’t “go on”, that is, the bill doesn’t deliver on even the basic promises like universal health insurance coverage or lower health care costs? I suppose she’ll have a new reason why that doesn’t matter. Or at least, “tighter” security.

  2. Uh, what about, you know, refrigeration? I care a lot more about that than the light bulb.

    It’s actually an interesting metaphor on a couple of levels. But they both reveal her to be a lying moron.

  3. We’re all going to be forced to trade in our perfectly good refrigerators for some hulking government beast that was designed by committee and not only doesn’t keep the food cold, it will short out your electrical wiring and fry all your other appliances. In the meantime, the small fraction of poor people who made a big stink because they couldn’t afford new refrigerators, forcing them to keep their food in their dead relatives’ refrigerators and so on, still won’t get the new refrigerators they were promised. And the confiscated working refrigerators will be sold to the Chinese.

  4. We’re all going to be forced to trade in our perfectly good refrigerators for some hulking government beast that was designed by committee and not only doesn’t keep the food cold, it will short out your electrical wiring and fry all your other appliances

    But the light will come on, because it was never about a refrigerator creating frigid conditions. It was really about making you buy an expensive lightswitch by convincing you it was really meant to keep you food from spoiling. And it won’t spoil your food, so long as your food can handle normal room temperatures.

    What? It’s coming summer, and the temperature is getting hotter? Well, I hope you support cap and trade.

  5. Yeah, but if you put too much food in your refrigerator, isn’t there a risk of it tipping over? I think we need to restrict the amount of food people bring home.

  6. Some models, especially the older ones, might require too much electricity or too many visits from the repairman, in which case a special review board might decide it needs to be unplugged and hauled away – just don’t call it a “refrigerator panel” m’kay? Drives ’em nuts.

  7. We should also note you have to buy the refrigerator. If you can’t afford the refrigerator, then don’t buy food, and buy the refrigerator instead, because if you fail to buy the refrigerator, you’ll be fined. But if you do buy the refrigerator, and not the food, you’ll get a subsidy to pay for the cost of the refrigerator, and then you can buy food. Well, except you’ll have to get another refrigerator next year.

  8. To a raving idiot like Pelosi, the last time she learned anything about appliances, other than the vibrating kind her constituents prefer, was the EZ-Bake Oven she had as a child. She now thinks that its the light bulb that makes all her appliances work…

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