12 thoughts on “The Orcs”

  1. “We were just peacefully protesting — Gondor had no right to peacefully protest back,” said one Orc. “Two of their agents were even having a contest to see how many of us they could kill — and they were killing the majestic, endangered Oliphaunts! I’m literally shaking right now.”

    I laughed so hard, I think I broke a rib.

  2. To the rescue:

    “Well,” said Stomper, “I guess it’s time we all laid our cards on the
    table,” and with that he noisily emptied the contents of a faded duffel into a heap in front of him. When he was finished, there was a large pile of odd objects, including a broken sword, a golden arm, a snowflake paperweight, the Holy Grail, the Golden Fleece, the Robe, a piece of the True Cross, and a glass slipper.

    “Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt, heir of Barbisol and King of Minas
    Troney, at your service,” he said, rather loudly.

  3. It is heartening that someone else has read that fine piece of classic literature from those wacky Harvard kids.

    1. Well, yes, because everything is racist now. Everything. The left tells us so. They see racists everywhere. Odd that they can’t see the real ones in the mirror, though.

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