Q: I’d like to watch a movie. What have you got?
A: Well we have movies about love, life, afterlife and smut.
… Or happiness, redemption, virtue and smut,
… Or adventure, discovery, inquiry and smut,
… Or politics, speech-making, oratory and smut (but most find that one too repetitive)
Q: ‘ave you got anything without smut n’it?
A: Umm… no.
(Vikings in back of theater begin singing)
SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, OOOH the glorious SMUT!
Life with Democrats?
Q: I’d like to watch a movie. What have you got?
A: Well we have movies about love, life, afterlife and smut.
… Or happiness, redemption, virtue and smut,
… Or adventure, discovery, inquiry and smut,
… Or politics, speech-making, oratory and smut (but most find that one too repetitive)
Q: ‘ave you got anything without smut n’it?
A: Umm… no.
(Vikings in back of theater begin singing)
SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, OOOH the glorious SMUT!