…if he’d had a blog as a teenager. Unintentionally funny comic-book panels.

Why yes, there is a boring discussion on insurance for reusable launch vehicles going on. Why do you ask?

[Via Geek Press]

I understand that parts of the transcript were redacted. What is the government hiding? I mean, if he was capable of all of the heinous things described, what else was he capable of?

My few of my guesses as to what else he confessed to:

• Being the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby
• Cancelling Star Trek
• Enron
• Causing Global Warming
• Getting Rosie O’Donnell hired on The View
• Steering Hurricane Katrina
• Elvis’ death
• Getting George Bush reelected

Hey, you’ll say anything under duress…

Finally, the Democrats have found a strategic redeployment that they can actually implement.

Finally, the Democrats have found a strategic redeployment that they can actually implement.

Finally, the Democrats have found a strategic redeployment that they can actually implement.

Prior to the web, it would have been almost impossible to put together a collection of cats that look like Hitler. And just to keep it on topic, don’t miss kitlers in space.

‘Tis a wondrous age in which we are blessed to live.

[Update in the afternoon]

I know, I shouldn’t let my mind wander down such dark paths, but will the ultimate result of this be these people getting their cats together to create a new goosestepping (but softly) and saluting breed? What would the ultimate kitler look like? Would personality traits be important, or merely physical resemblance? Perspiring minds want to know.

Some Freeper found this story, about the return of the beaver to New York City, after two hundred years. As one of the commenters notes, the jokes just tell themselves.

They named it “Jose.” As another commenter notes, it must be building dams, and doing the work that American beavers just won’t do.

This means war.

Frank J. has a new book out. He calls it the dumbest book ever written about the Bush administration. Hard to believe, for anyone who’s ever read Ivins.

It’s a compilation of many of his blog posts for the past few years. I guess I should finish mine.

Lileks is mercilessly mocking a haughty and pretentious French person.