This is pretty danged funny. Also, the Aussie Oppressor has a new poll up on the First Lady wannabe.

From Ratherbiased.com:

In other news, TV Barn reports that “60 Minutes” Sunday is going to kick off its new season with a premier episode about “a cruel scam that preys on the elderly.” No word on whether Bill Burkett is involved.

And there are no US troops in Iraq, anywhere!

“Registered” over at Free Republic has the scoop on Gunga Dan’s replacement.

The missing Munch painting has turned up in a surprising place.

Lileks has some appropriately cruel and hilarious commentary on the latest fashions.

For young men, true high style: $30 John Deere shirts or T-shirts with typefaces from the “Mork & Mindy” era, worn with a brown knit cap I’d wear only if I were missing part of my skull and wanted to keep my brain warm en route to the hospital. The shirts remind you of that glorious era of grunge. Plaid. Ratty plaid. You remember grunge! That’s when Dame Fashion required healthy, happy people to look like they had inherited the contents of a Salvation Army dumpster filled with the clothes of heroin-addicted lumberjacks.

Enjoy the whole thing.

John Kerry comes out.

Via ESA (the Elbonian Space Agency).

[Thanks to Andrew Gray for the tip.]

A man was arrested in Italy for throwing hamsters off a balcony.

I blame George Bush.

A man was arrested in Italy for throwing hamsters off a balcony.

I blame George Bush.

A man was arrested in Italy for throwing hamsters off a balcony.

I blame George Bush.