Well, this twitter feed was inevitable. It’s pretty good.
Category Archives: Humor
An Apt Metaphor
A Royal Darwin Award
The name of the hospital where this moron went after performing his cheeky stunt is quite ironic.
Loud Copulation
When I saw this headline, I thought that science had come up with a huge breakthrough, and a great alternative to fly swatters. Needless to say, I was disappointed.
The Book Of Barack
Some readings.
Modern Warfare
How to capture Cinderella’s Castle. Good ideas in comments.
It would be totally worth it just to take out “It’s A Small World.”
Expand Your Vocabulary
These regional words are whoopensockers. If you don’t use them, you’re a bufflehead.
Hmmmm…interestingly, Firefox dictionary recognizes the latter, but not the former.
A Misdiagnosis
No, Mr. President, you’ve been making a lot of mistakes as president, but there has been no shortage of stories you’ve been telling the public.
Let’s see, shall we count them?
- My administration will be the most transparent in history.
- If you like your doctor and your insurance, you can keep them.
- I’ll go through the budget line by line and find places to cut.
- It’s not a tax. Except when it is.
- I will cut the deficit in half.
- If we pass this stimulus, unemployment will never go above eight percent.
I could go on and on.
“Taco Bell’s Canon”
I guess when you have a generation that doesn’t even read, it’s not surprising that they get taken by old people.
Anti-Zombie Strongholds
The latest listings. I like the second one.