Al Gore for president.
Please, please, please, please.
[Via Jim Treacher, who tweets an appropriate reaction]
[Update a while later]
Aaaaannnnnddd…let the campaign slogans begin:
He’s Fat, Restive, and Red-Faced
In Your Heart You Know He’s A Rabid Lunatic
Environmentalism In The Pursuit Of Billions In Carbon Offsets Is No Vice
[Update a couple minutes later]
OK, this one is good, too: “Release America’s 2nd Chakra”
What America needs — a crazed-sex-poodle-in-Chief.
[Evening update]
My spam filter caught a comment. I have the email address, but I won’t publish it (I don’t know whether it’s valid or not, but it probably is, being a Gmail address). I’m not going to approve it, but I thought it might edify my readers as to what kind of creature supports the former vice president and mindlessly vilifies his critics. I would also note that it is very unusual in both its lack of intelligence and its foul language, compared to the vast majority of comments here. And I will state the name it used — J_star, since it willingly put it in the form, and every commenter’s stated name is published here.
GO suck a f***ing c**k you f***ing useless piece of s**t.
With enemies like this, who needs friends?
