This really is a potentially big breakthrough for people with continence problems, but the commentary on it is entirely predictable:
OMG they’re cloning Barney Frank.
See?
Category Archives: Weird
But Don’t Call Him A Fascist
Michael Moore says that the president should arrest the head of Standard and Poors. Well, at least he’s not blaming the Tea Party.
Don’t Try This At Home, Kids
And now for something completely different — a man who is splitting atoms on his kitchen table. Bill Joy, call your office.
But She’ll Have Many Product-Endorsement Deals
Lisa Nowak has been given an “other-than-honorable” discharge from the Navy.
Time To Start Up The Trials Again
A Salem witch is causing problems.
S3x May Be Like That, Too
And now for something completely different — babies tasting a lemon for the first time.
For some reason, this reminds me of Jack Benny’s crack that no one knew what a cramp looked like until Fred Allen was born.
Takes One To Know One
Apparently, Larry Summers did call the Winklevoss twins @n@l orifices, and is unapologetic about it.
Completely Useless
…signs.
[Update a few minutes later]
Someone had too much time on their hands: the physics of Superman.
I Hate When That Happens
The earth has swallowed a river in Costa Rica.
I’ll leave the potential metaphors to commenters.
A Sick, Sick Man
“I like Obama’s voice. I like his narrative voice as well as his speaking voice. It’s pleasant to listen to for hours at a time.”
To each his own.