Perhaps we should extend National Self-Defense Day to make it a two-day holiday. April 20th is the anniversary of the killer rabbit incident. The poor defenseless president had nothing but a canoe paddle.

A rabbi and a Nazi duked it out at the Kansas City Airport.

[Update at 3:40 PM]

Maybe this was just a little replay of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, which today is also the anniversary of (sixty two years ago). An interesting coincidence that we have two anniversaries today demonstrating that gun confiscation is a flawed policy. Well, three, actually, if you count Waco.

[Wednesday AM update]

LGF has more details about the airport incident.

But I can beat him, anyway. Agility is the key.

[Via Volokh]

But I can beat him, anyway. Agility is the key.

[Via Volokh]

But I can beat him, anyway. Agility is the key.

[Via Volokh]

I think that these folks may be potential new fans of Chutch:

Advocates say suspension has been practiced since ancient times in many societies.

“It’s searching for answers, trying new things,” Hiller said. “You can only get pierced and tattooed so many times.”

He says that like it’s a bad thing.

It used to be that you had to go to the carnival to see freak shows. Now all you have to do is follow college professors around. [Note: some of this stuff is quite disturbing]

Even as early as 1943, the whiz kids there had figured out that Adolf Hitler “held grudges, couldn’t stand criticism, craved attention and had a tendency to bully others..”

Apparently, he looks just like a turtle. Who knew? Was it foreseen that the dark angel would take terrapin form?

Leave it to the Japanese, the most inventive people on the planet. They’ve come up with a chewing gum that enlarges women’s breasts. I wonder if they’re working on chewing tobacco for “male enhancement”? Not that I need it, of course…

I expect to start getting spam hawking it to me any day now.