But only because he left behind a young daughter. Otherwise, this man, who accidentally killed himself with an exploding lava lamp, would be a contendah…
“It wasn’t bubbling fast enough for him,” his mom guesses. “Because when we walked in the stove was on at the lowest setting.”
Robert Mugabe’s lunatic government “…wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers.”
I’ll be interested to see the brochure for that one.
You couldn’t make this stuff up–no one would believe you.
Robert Mugabe’s lunatic government “…wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers.”
I’ll be interested to see the brochure for that one.
You couldn’t make this stuff up–no one would believe you.
Robert Mugabe’s lunatic government “…wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers.”
I’ll be interested to see the brochure for that one.
You couldn’t make this stuff up–no one would believe you.
Clerics in a mosque had to subdue a bearded woman attempting to preach there.
Here’s another piece that reads like it could be in The Onion, but it seems to be for real:
There are plans to extend the interstate from Indianapolis through southwestern Indiana all the way through Texas into Mexico in the coming years. While most believe this highway will be good for the state
A homosexual was made into sausage. Not even the Taliban would have done that–it took a Bulgarian.
A moose died after being hung fifty feet above the ground on a power line.
The workers believe the moose may have come across the sagging and swaying wires and decided to challenge the power line to a fight, as bull moose are known to do during the rut, or mating season.
“My guess is he was in full rut and probably seen that line moving out there,” and decided to fight, said Marvin Pickens, line construction manager for City Electric in Anchorage.
Now here’s someone with too much time (and too many cats) on his hands.
[via (who else?) Paul Hsieh]
As an about-to-become Florida resident, I found this interesting:
“This would not be the norm for the Amish,” Miller says. “People say the Amish have long faces and short pocketbooks, but we enjoy coming down here and kicking back for a couple of weeks.”
…Two years ago, the Millers went parasailing.
“It’s just like flying,” Miller says. “We were up 650, 700 feet.”
“I closed my eyes for a while,” Becky says. “But it was awesome.”
“Know what I did up there?” Miller asks. “I kissed her.”
It almost reads like an Iowahawk piece, but it’s real.
I fully expect some sect of the Amish to come up with some way of justifying using space technology to homestead asteroids.