Just in case you needed confirmation that she’s a moron, here you go.
[Afternoon update]
On the other hand, I see a bright future for Betsy Woodruff.
Category Archives: Humor
Winnie The Pooh
Our Celebrity President
Don’t miss Mark Steyn’s latest on Barack Hussein Kardashian:
…there are some cheap seats available. A year and a half ago, big-money Democrats in Rhode Island paid $7,500 per person for the privilege of having dinner with President Obama at a private home in Providence. He showed up for 20 minutes and then said he couldn’t stay for dinner. “I’ve got to go home to walk the dog and scoop the poop,” he told them, because when you’ve paid seven-and-a-half grand for dinner nothing puts you in the mood to eat like a guy talking about canine fecal matter. And, having done the poop gag, the president upped and exited, and left bigshot Dems to pass the evening talking to the guy from across the street. But you’ve got to admit that’s a memorable night out: $7,500 for Dinner with Obama* (*dinner with Obama not included).
At least he didn’t say he had to go home and eat the dog.
Vegans Beware
You’ll probably starve to death, after reading this.
Entrepreneurs
Today’s Questions For The President
Heh:
Do you and Elizabeth Warren have the same literary agent?
Did you tell your literary agent you were born in Kenya so you’d be invited to a luncheon to meet people like yourself?
Is Elizabeth Warren your composite girlfriend?
Did you and your staff proofread the Obamacare bill as closely as you proofed your bio?
(Thunder)Birds of a feather.
Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers
“…and sickles.”
Funnier Than Cordova
Obama’s Glory Was Inevitable
He is remarkably unself-aware.
[Update a few minutes later]
It really is a personality disorder:
Examination of the symptoms should give pause. I’m not saying he might be the only politician with this problem or that he’d even be diagnosed with NPD. I’m not a doctor and I don’t play one on TV (although I have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express before). However, there are so many examples of similar behavior in his past that it is hard to ignore what is right in front of your eyes. And while he may not personally do everything (this probably being an example) he has a staff which knows their President and does what he would approve. That’s why they’re where they are. They play into the personality and feed it.
They’re riding for a hard fall in November.
Phil Klein says he should get over himself:
Obviously, as president, Obama can use the tools of the White House to advance his goals. But at the same time, all presidents are to some extent guardians of the institution. Sure, a lot of the White House website is naturally going to be used to promote Obama, but there are some areas that should be considered neutral ground — one of them being the history sections. White House presidential biographies are the type of thing that school kids read and they should be able to do so without being bombarded by propaganda for whoever is in power. I’m sure that during the Social Security debate in 2005, if President Bush had updated the biographical page to say that he was trying to preserve FDR’s original vision for Social Security, liberals would have been up in arms. And if Mitt Romney wins in November, I’m sure liberals won’t want him to use the presidential biographies for self-promotion, either.
Obama should get beyond his own narcissism and realize that, win or lose in November, he’s just a temporary part of something that’s bigger than himself.
He can’t. It’s who he is. It’s what he does.
[Update a few minutes later]
Well, this was inevitable: Obama in history.
Dreams Of The Girl I Bullied
Hasn’t anyone on the president’s campaign team read his autobiography? I mean, I know the president has, when he read it while moving his lips, but he probably only read it that one time, so he’s probably forgotten most of what’s in it by now.